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While driving in Pennsylvania, a family
caught up to an Amish carriage.
The owner of the carriage obviously had a sense of humor,
because attached to the back of the carriage was a hand printed sign...
Energy efficient vehicle.
Runs on oats and grass.
Caution: Do not step in exhaust.
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A Sunday School teacher
began her lesson with a question "Boys and girls, what do we know about God?"
A hand
shot up in the air. "He is an artist!" said the kindergarten boy.
"Really? How do you
know?" the teacher asked.
"You know - Our Father, who does art in Heaven... "
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A minister waited in line
to have his car filled with gas just before a
long holiday weekend. The attendant worked
quickly, but there were many cars
ahead of him in front
of
the service station. Finally, the attendant motioned him toward a vacant pump.
"Reverend,"
said the young man, sorry about the delay.
It seems as if everyone waits until the last
minute to get ready for a long trip.
The minister chuckled, "I know what you mean;
same in my business."
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People want the front
of the bus,
back of the church &
center of
attention.
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Somebody once figured
out that we have 35 million laws
trying to enforce 10 commandments.
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Somebody has well said that there are only
two kinds of people in world,
there are those who wake up in the morning and say
"Good
morning, Lord,"
and there are those who wake up in the morning and
say, "Good
Lord, it's morning."
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A minister parked his car
in a no -- parking zone in a large city
because he was short of time and couldn't find a space
with a meter.
So he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: I have circled
the block 10 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment.
FORGIVE
US OUR TRESPASSES. When he returned, he found a citation from a police officer along with this note. I've circled this
block for 10 years. If I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job. LEAD US NOT INTO TEMPTATION.
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A father was approached
by his small son, who told him proudly,
I know what the Bible means!"
His replied, "What do you mean, you 'know' What the Bible means?"
The
son replied, "I do know!""Okay," said his father. "So, what does the Bible mean?" "Daddy, It stands for
Basic Information Before Leaving Earth.
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